Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Vinod Sharma - Courageous Relative Truth Seeker.

Anna Hazare IS a Corrupt & Dishonest man .

I have CD video proof that he paid only 45 paise for 50 Paise cup of Tea in March of 1989 and failed to declare his vast assets of 2 Charpai & 2 Lantern in that same year.

I have had this video analysed by a Top Govt Agency which releases the best selling Porn CD's of this country and they have confirmed the CD is a 100 % authentic fake.

I have over 100 + years of journalistic experience out which 99 years were spent standing outside Madam's office.

I am determined to publish the *Relative Truth even in the face of virulent criticism. Stay - Tuned.

-Vinod Sharma Political Editor Hindustan Times.

*Relative Truth also known as complete BS in my parallel journalistic universe.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

A big balloon

Indian media declares "Spectacular closing ceremony draws curtain on 2010 Commonwealth Games" ,
"Common wealth games a resounding success".Yaaay ! India Shining !  India is a Super Power !
What will happen to the huge Rs 40 crore ( 9-10 million dollar ) balloon now ? We could give a ride on this amazing balloon to the 47% of the country's children who are suffering from severe malnutrition .We could take them to sub-saharan africa( I heard they have food there.).Or we could turn the balloon into a national monument as a homage to the great Indian citizen .Both are over-rated and full of hot air , a perfect match .